Want to learn more about what sets our kayaking experience apart from others?
- Because River Rick insists you have access to as much info you can possibly read about kayaking with BeachnRiver Kayak Rentals — by supplementing website info with blog posts that are informative (as opposed to additional “sales” pitches touting “come on down, we’re open!” yay! smiley face, clapping, heart beating emoji) — you can have (a real) peace of mind about your “activity choice. ”
- Because, although we want to make money, this is our “retirement” fun — so it is important to us that we also enjoy the experience. Our rules (including no talking ’bout: WORK, jobs, POLITICS, church, RELIGION!) suggest that we are inclusive, yet selective. Translation: we welcome your business and will treat you like family — so long as you (and members of your group!) are Respectful, Kind, Patient and agree to follow our “Rules.”
- This mom won’t put up with any cussin,’ rowdy drunkeness or disrespect. (Remember: you’re visiting us on our private property). The idea is to make this livin’ as stress-free on “River Rick” and I, while doing our best to make things as FUN, easy and stress-free for you!